four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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