She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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