he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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