go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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