Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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