11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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