no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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