I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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