My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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