the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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