He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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