if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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