windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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