this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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