what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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