Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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