4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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