Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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