Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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