At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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