Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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