Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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