I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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