I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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