Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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