Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry mccaulee hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it

Fav 1 1239 1600
share tweet
(312): View more from Illinois

Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.

Fav 42 2485 921
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(917): View more from New York City

yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.

Fav 147 1915 4186
share tweet
(816): View more from Missouri

dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine

Fav 30 1480 9442
share tweet
(978): View more from Massachusetts

Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room

Fav 5 5377 2333
share tweet
(910): View more from North Carolina

It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.

Fav 10 2106 1524
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(803): View more from South Carolina

Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.

Fav 8 1000 1619
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(617): View more from Massachusetts

At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.

Fav 15 702 746
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(734): View more from Michigan

I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers

Fav 0 58 11
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT