He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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