There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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