can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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