How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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