Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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