so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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