Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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