Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just blew my weed a kiss
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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