Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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