I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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