U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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