that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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