YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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