you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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