Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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