im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize