If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach