I think my fart just growled at me.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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