you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.