Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.