"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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