That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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