For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
How external is "for external use only"?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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