His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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