Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS