its not stalking. its research.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.