I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.