Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?