Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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