We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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