i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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