He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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