Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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